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Alfred

Pasta. Alfred is a piece of pasta.
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Allrecipes.com

a food-focused online social networking service headquartered in Seattle, Washington. The company was founded by fellow University of Washington archaeology graduate students Tim Hunt, Carl Lipo, Mark Madsen, Dan Shepherd, Michael Pfeffer, and David Quinn.
In September 2015, Allrecipes.com launched a revamped website as part of a broader transformation into a social networking service for food lovers.
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Allerdrac

1: When you're allergic to Kimsquitoes.

2: When a fan is allergic to Mosquitoes.
Punkvins has an allerdrac.
by LXXLoveRoulette July 29, 2023
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Alvred

Another name for Alfred. Reinforced by ME Alured (during the time U's and V's were intermixed). See Alvredo for Alfredo, and Alv for Alf.
Hey, it's Alvred!
Did you mean Alfred?
No, I meant Alvred.
by Master of beargreen August 21, 2023
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Alfred itchcock

It’s an old school condition from grandpa’s day where a guy uses a high alkaline based soap to masterbate with and ends up burning the upper layer of skin on the penis from the high alkaline based soap and friction. After a couple days, the burnt penis skin peels away in an aggravating itching ceremony.
Grandpa would often talk of the good ol black and white days of his youth with fondness. even when he and grandma would have to take a break from lovemaking in order for grandpa’s “ Alfred itchcock” to heal, he would still talk of his peeling itchy weenie with a happy gleeful look.
by Neeomboo September 28, 2023
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The Alfredo

The act of rubbing out the first load out while one self is still Flaccid,Soft,Limp, and or like a wet noodle.
after school one day. Doug got home and couldnt wait to masturbate, and that he did, didnt even wait to get an errection. He finished, and to his suprise he even ejaculated. From then on out he refered to this act as The Alfredo, AKA. The Fredo.
by The Original Rotten January 21, 2011
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