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Alexandre

Alexandre is a very funny, kind, and quirky person. He cares about his friends and family and would do anything to protect them. He has dark hair, dark eyes, and a dark and dirty humour. He hangs out with the wackiest people on the planet but they are also the nicest people you will ever meet, one friend in particular is the weirdest and dumbest one ever, she is stupid, ugly, and good for nothing. He plays lots of rainbow six siege and is pretty good at it, way better than most people. If you ever get the chance to be friends with alexandre then your really lucky
Person 1: "I hope Alexandre is doing good today."
Person 2: "yeah he is, but he always hangs out with that stupid girl"
by A dumb girl December 16, 2019
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monique alexander

Porn star. She is 24 years old; blonde hair, hazel eyes. Stats: 32B-22-34
Did you see Monique Alexander in American Girls? She's soooo hot.
by Stevennn June 11, 2006
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ALEXANDER CAKAROVSKI

A very untrustworthy person who is not punctual and always misses his train.
by Alexander Cakarovski February 26, 2019
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Alexander 23

Is secretly an alien or is undercover for the government
Alexander 23 : “im not an alien but if i was id tell u that im not an alien.”
by Unknown6645 April 30, 2019
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Alexander Abbey

by Alexander Abbey March 9, 2020
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Alexander Hamilton

Simp-man whore sleep with Eliza John Lauren’s and Martha and also was a pretty famous and smart person
Alexander Hamilton is crazy about his legacy
by Weirdo69420 May 11, 2020
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Alexandria’s Genesis

Internet disease that isn’t real:

Alexandria’s Genesis-Purple Eyes

Φ Clear, silver-like purple eyes (after 1st birthday; deepen in color until onset of puberty)
Φ No facial or body hair growth beyond what was already there at birth
Φ Dark brown or black hair
Φ Shimmering white skin that resist tanning and burning
Φ Lack of menstruation cycle (in women)
Φ Highly evolved immune system (has been known to resist every disease known to man so far)
Φ Appear 5-20 years younger (after the age of 21, the aging process slows down greatly; it stops completely between the ages of 40-50)
Φ Long life span (ranges from 130-170 years)
Φ Perfect vision
Φ Never overweight (their metabolism prevents the gaining of too much fat a.k.a., partial lipodystophy)
Φ Well-developed and proportioned bodies
Φ Found mainly in women of Euro-American descent
Φ Women are the primary carriers of the mutation
Φ Children born from mothers with the mutation are also carriers
Φ Mutation remains active generation after generation
Φ Mutation grows stronger generation after generation

Source: blasianninjagoespow.tumblr.com
Person wearing purple contacts: I have Alexandria’s Genesis.

Everyone: no that’s fake
by urbandickshunfairy March 18, 2021
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