airborne syphilis

When your co-worker is such a whore you need a full bio-hazard suit to be able to be in the same room

Co-worker 1: I can't believe she is such a whore
Co-worker 2: She's so full of syphilis I think it's airborne.

....

Girl: What is wrong doctor?

Doctor: You were such a dirty whore you created a new strand of syphilis, I'm afraid you are the cause of airborne syphilis

by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009

airborn

1. born in mid-air. Often results in a fall causing brain damage.

2. Common misspelling for "airborne".

1. The airborn driver crashed into the wall.

2. The airborn driver crashed into the wall.

by seirtfuojsieuzflskhoiseurztisu January 10, 2013

Airborne

What was once useful in combat, but now is nothing more than a dog and pony show. Airborne soldiers are known for their cult-like mentality and they use brainwashing techniques to seduce young impressionable minds.

Paratrooper: "I'm airborne, so I am a badass."

Civilian: "So when was the last time you jumped in combat?"

Paratrooper: "Gee, look at the time. Nice talking to ya."

by artey1981 March 23, 2011

airborn boots

A common ploy used in the army to amuse the troops during inspection. The N.C.O will pick up a soldier's boots and ask him what he is doing with airborn boots. Confused, the young troop will stammer that they were issued to him/he does'nt know/he thought they were regular boots. The N.C.O will then show why they are airborn boots and proceed to throw them violently out the window/doorway/tentflap. While doing so, the N.C.O will say "See, they're fucking Air Born Boots, ya scroate!!!!

Hey, what are you doing with these fucken airborn boots, you fucken scroate?? Want to know why they're airborn boots???" **throws boots into the air** "Because they're fucking Air Born!!!"""

by ArmyDave October 1, 2006

airport

To forget to get souveneirs while on vacation and then buy some thoughtless tee shirt or such at the airport gift shop.

I had such a blast in Tahiti I forgot to buy my boyfriend a gift, I had to airport him.

by oliver 700 May 21, 2009

Airportophile

A person who loves everything airport-related. Planes, airports, places near airports, seeing airports, everything and anything to do with them. Airportophiles will often waste their money on tickets for a plane, and then come right back from their destination after thoroughly exploring the airport and rating it. Airportophiles normally love Skymall magazines.

Jim is a airportophile, he has a plane and airport obsession.

by Pixel Dream July 31, 2011

airport bum swag

Something you can say to yourself when you get a really sucky test score; basically the school version of "carpe diem" or "shit happens". Can't go to college or get a cool job? There's always bumming out at the airport - it's indoors, there's a bathroom, and there are restaurants you can work at so you don't have to beg! :P

Guy 1: "What'd you get on your test?"
Guy 2: "D plus."
Guy 1: "I got an F."
Both: "Oh well... Airport bum swag!"

by Hassan & Fei-Yen December 19, 2012