absolutely not

no but more than no, so absolutely not

ava- “can i stay longer”
mom- “ABSOLUTELY NOT”

by _johnxcena_ August 5, 2020

absolute small

The smallest non-zero number. It can be written as 0.000...1 (as in, there is an infinite line of zeros between the decimal point and the 1). It can also be refered to as an infinitillionth, as it is the result of dividing 1 by an infinitillion.

I have an absolute small amount of patience left with you!

I'm so poor that I don't even claim to own an infinitillionth of a cent.

by Anonumerical December 5, 2020

Abforcetion

Simply the act of forcing an abortion.

Abforcetion
Mark: when are you getting the procedure.
Tiffany: I’m not
(Mark kicks Tiffany down the sea wall)

by Mach 1942 February 13, 2021

Absolute horseplay

A dublin 4 slang term for good time

Guy 1) want to go down trinners

Guy 2) sounds like absolute horseplay

by J o c March 18, 2021

Absolute fucking boys

A true friend. A ride or die. Where you can always rely no matter what

Them: yo! Chris, Alex and Alan are some good dudes

Me: they’re the absolute fucking boys

by Walnutted October 16, 2022

y'absolutely

Contraction for 'yes, absolutely!'

Dan: Penny, can i call you?

Penny: Y'absolutely!

by Tiggerdell February 21, 2011

mega absol

Game Freaks (admittedly bad-ass) replacement for Absol not having the evolutionary family it deserves.

So gen IV has Mega Evolutions, huh? Wonder what those'll be like...
Holy Shit, Mega Absol!

by Decibel0 January 5, 2017