reverse appalachian farmer

A highly risque maneuver that requires three things. A man, a woman, and drugs. While taking various hallucinogens the man must insert himself into the woman (who is also taking hallucinogens). The man and woman must then roll down a rocky surface while still having sex, and additionally must engage in an intense philosophical debate. Smoking a joint afterwards is a must. No one has yet figured out exactly why it is called the reverse Appalachian farmer. The commonly accepted origin is these were simply the first people to do it.

"Hey hon I still have scrapes from the Reverse Appalachian Farmer last night, but it was totally worth it"

by meyter bansdrty June 15, 2008

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Going AWOL on your job to have a clandestine affair.

"Where has Joe been for the last three days? He didn't tell us that he'll be taking time off!"

"Uh... He's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. In that case, where's the pink slip?"

by L-R- July 17, 2009

Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.

Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.

by McFeather November 6, 2008

Sex Appeal

A person or object's ability to incite sexual arousal in a human being, male or female. Typically attributed by people of one gender to another person of the opposite gender, this term can be expanded to include a variety of different objects in an endless variety of ways.

That guy's got so much sex appeal. Just look at his abs!

Dude, she's practically dripping sex appeal. Look at her tits!

by 10tanksonawall September 4, 2014

Appeaser

A person, often a peacenik, who believes that if you give the enemy what they want, they won't do anything more.

See also: France, Howard Dean, Bill Clinton, liberal

The actions of an appeaser let Hitler take over Europe.

by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004

nerd appeal

1. A measurement of how attractive something would be to a nerd or geek.

2. Others (nerd or otherwise) who are attracted to nerds are experiencing the nerds' inherent 'nerd appeal'.

1. Wired magazine tries to have a lot of 'nerd appeal' as it caters to its technophiliac market. They talk about lots of shiny, complicated gadgets.

2. "That kid in my math class is really smart - maybe I should ask him out. Mm."

by MoxyFox December 26, 2006

special appearance

What you make every time I see you through the eyes of my father. That which is created beautiful and perfect in every detail. The Self-evident charm every time you show up.

You made a special appearance and became your father's miracle on the day you were born.

by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021