tennessee alarm clock

girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.

i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.

by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009

cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010

sexy alarm clock

when a girl goes down on you to wake you up.

yo want some coffee?
no i just got a sexy alarm clock im wide awake!

by goind0wnlikeA ph@t.B October 28, 2013

Alaskan Alarm Clock

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.

Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.

by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010

Book Alarm

Similar to the common alarm clock it is designed to wake up the recipient; the main difference being that a book is used (as opposed to a shotgun) by a second person and most commonly with a great deal of force. It is similar to a cock slap except that the relevant genitalia is replaced with a large book.

Christoph was asleep in Geography so I used the old book alarm to get him up.

by 5f17dd871da April 2, 2010

spicy alarm clock

when you are woken up by a hand job

My Monday morning improved significantly when Susan woke me up with a spicy alarm clock.

by crimlaw September 22, 2016

Chinese Fire Alarm

When person 1 is woken up by person 2 yelling fire and squatting over them with person 2's bare ass. Person 1 immediately wakes up, lifting their head and especially nose into Person 2's ass crack. If done properly Person 1's nose will come out brown.

Person 2: FIRE FIRE
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic

by shmaters gee April 13, 2009