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Arab-Americans

According to the ADC of New Jersey: "In general, Arab-Americans are better educated than the average American. More of them attend college, and they earn masters or higher degrees at twice the average rate. Because they tend to be well educated and of working age, their work force rates are high. Eighty percent of Arab-Americans aged 16 and older were employed in 1990, compared with 60 percent of all Americans. In addition, only 7 percent of Arab-American entrepreneurs receive public assistance, compared with 1.7 percent of non-Arab-Americans."

So I would like to take a moment to say "suck it" to all of you uneducated Fox viewers because it has been statistically proven that Arab-Americans are harder, more educated workers and citizens than you. And let's face it, if you like Fox and follow the "teachings" of Glenn Beck, you are MUCH further down than the average American.

DISCLAIMER: The average American is of a high esteem. But not the Fox viewer.
A shortened list of notable Arab-Americans:
Vince Vaughn, Tony Shalhoub, Fredwreck, Shakira, Salma Hayek, Paula Abdul, Omar Sheika, Helen Thomas, Victoria Reggie Kennedy, James Zogby, George Joulwan, Zainab Salbi, John Abizaid, Steve Jobs, John Zogby, George A. Samara, Ahmed Zewail.
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Arabian Saltshaker

When you shave your pubes and put them on somebody's face -- whether they're sleeping or not.
I got wasted last night and when I woke up, John was giving me an Arabian Saltshaker
by Scotty-boy February 28, 2008
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Arab Fireworks

A term used to describe celebrating special occasions by firing off automatic weapons (typically assault rifles, though submachine guns also work) into the air. Term is derived from the predominantly Middle Eastern practice of firing AK-47's into the air after weddings or similar occasions. While reckless, it is also a source of amusement.
Oh, look. Abdullah's celebrating his daughter's marriage with Arab Fireworks. Better get inside, unless you wanna be there when the bullets start falling down.
by Hicap June 16, 2009
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arabian goggle

Resting one's testicles in a recievers eye sockets.
Andrew was so frustrated when the girl wouldn't make him a sandwich, he threw her down, and gave her the meanest pair of arabain goggles she'd ever had.
by Random Villain May 18, 2004
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Saudi Arabia

The 'Kingdom of Saudi Arabia' is located on the Arabian peninsula.

The capital of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is Riyadh. This is where the Royal Family resides.
When I was a little girl, my parents decided to move to the Middle East.

Our life in Saudi Arabia was different from life in western countries in those days.

To us sport(s) ment everything!
by Barbara Gauss November 13, 2005
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arab

People that suffer greatly from lower class, ignorant idiots who don't know shit about what they are saying. There are many different arabic cultures as there are so many arabic contries. Theres a very small minoroty of arabs that are terrorists and the ones that are terrorists only want to harm the USA because the USA's government has harmed the arab world. I am not arabic myself, if anything I should hate arabs for how they have affected my home country Iran. If it weren't for them the country would be peaceful. Arabs aren't quite as cool as persians.
by tell-it-like-it-is August 25, 2006
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Arabian Hot Pocket

Defecating into a condom and then using on your partner as a dildo.
I was pretty worried when she whipped out the condom, but fortunately she just wanted me to Arabian Hot Pocket her.
by D a n December 16, 2007
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