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thumb reduction surgery

a term often used when having a thumb war. when your thumb is unnaturally larger than most peoples thumbs. Its what you choose to get when you are self concience about the freakishly large phalangie on your hand so you decide to "size it down". can also be used as a term to put down someone elses large hands.
dude seriously? yo mammas hands so big she needed some thumb reduction surgery!
by slyflyingninja January 13, 2011
mugGet the thumb reduction surgerymug.

Eurotunnel Surgery

When you accidentally leave your tripod in between two parked vans on the Eurotunnel and a one van suddenly rolls forward and the tripod is replaced by a mouse penis
As far as I know he’s the first person to ever have Eurotunnel surgery. It’s easier for him to walk now anyway
by MF95 September 22, 2023
mugGet the Eurotunnel Surgerymug.

arm surgery

What cara does to fix her arm (its built different)
What are you doing? Im just getting arm surgery!”
by Emma Laurence October 4, 2020
mugGet the arm surgerymug.

shotgun surgery

performing shotguns using a surgery. pretty self explanatory
I offered my patients three options for their amputation of their arms: saw, sex, or shotgun surgery
by professional_circle July 19, 2023
mugGet the shotgun surgerymug.

Bong Booty Surgery

the process in which people drill holes into their rectal cavity explicitly for the purpose of making a Bong Booty
"Grab the drill and spread your legs and maybe shower,its time for Bong Booty Surgery"
by Not=A_hIGH_IDEA May 24, 2018
mugGet the Bong Booty Surgerymug.
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Cami Strella <`~`Fish`~`Bone`~`>, Jaylavy Robles Bonilla, And Katiuska Robles Have Malleable Lower Stomaches That Have To Be Shapened Or Refined To Be Operational Enough For Surgery
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Cami Strella <`~`Fish`~`Bone`~`>, Jaylavy Robles Bonilla, And Katiuska Robles Have Malleable Lower Stomaches That Have To Be Shapened Or Refined To Be Operational Enough For Surgery
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
mugGet the Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Cami Strella <`~`Fish`~`Bone`~`>, Jaylavy Robles Bonilla, And Katiuska Robles Have Malleable Lower Stomaches That Have To Be Shapened Or Refined To Be Operational Enough For Surgerymug.

post-surgery curiosity

Refers to the common occurrence of a patient’s asking the doctor to show him the “nasty” (i.e., a lodged foreign object, gall/kidney stone, tumor, infection-colony x-ray, etc.) that was removed, and thus his intense suffering in finally alleviated. Deep-framing said undesirable for display on the person’s wall is optional.
Children are most often the patients exhibiting post-surgery curiosity, such as wanting to see a thorn/splinter (“No WONDER this was paining you so much --- just look how big and ugly it is!”) after it’s been extracted from their hurting appendage.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
mugGet the post-surgery curiositymug.

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