Time to get a watch

What you say when someone asks you what time it is, usually to annoy them.

Bill: Yo what time is it?
Me: Its Time to get a watch.
Bill:...What the hells a watch?
Me: I DONT KNOW! :(

by LuckySandvich June 7, 2016

the best time to wear a striped sweater

Is all the time

-Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants Singing
*The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time*

by yolomcswaggermuffins November 25, 2014

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!

Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!

by 89diehl September 26, 2010

If I had a dime for every time

the indicated event occurs very frequently

If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008

All the time you have to leave a space!

A quote by famous Formula 1 driver Fernando Alonso during the 2012 Bahrain Grand Prix

Ok he pushed me off the track I think you have to leave a space, All the time you have to leave a space!

by gravelmuncher753 January 22, 2023

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

by NMguy January 22, 2012

Time for you to get a watch

One of the greatest comebacks of all time if used right. Answer most questions with this and you will bamboozle the asker.

Jarek: Hey how cold is it outside?
Ryan: Time for you to get a watch
Jarek: *dies

by Why Don’t I Have a GF ig March 8, 2018