Tuna in the Can

Engaging in sexual activity with a female in a public or private restroom and may include sex on the toilet.

Dan met a girl at the mall and after buying her a cookie and a smoothie, she agreed to a little tuna in the can.

by Eaton Holgoode December 01, 2015

kick the can

Figurative complaint about someone's unwillingness to confront a problem of the day, by instead letting someone else handle it later. By that time the problem will be worse.

They can't balance the budget; they just kick the can down the road.

by fche May 29, 2013

Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

canned bread

joke from spongebob, bread in a can.

they have it! CANNED BREAD!

by the cooler penguin27 August 27, 2020

mad cans

A particularly large pair of breasts. Derived from cans. Australian in origin.

Crikey - check out the mad cans on that chick!

by bitchos September 12, 2006

unable to can

unable to can is the smart way of saying can't/can not
this phrase is only used by intellectuals which have a iq of over 10.

I am unable to can do this question

by Lewisanklegangman March 12, 2019

can-to-can't

A cotton picking term meaning: You pick cotton from when you "can" see...until when you "can't" see.

When I lived in Mississippi I picked cotton for a while. It is hard work! You pick from can-to-can't...from sun up to sun down.

by talk2me-JCH2 September 16, 2022