Bodily harm clause

You'll end up killing your own son.

Hym "You really gotta read those. Maiming, castrating, lobotmizing, causing brain damage, poisoning (upto and including STDs), dismembering, killing constitutes a violation of the bodily harm clause. Leveraging my life OR the lives of my families to get me to use it in accordance with your will violates the leverage clause. It's almost like you read the terms of service and now you're suggesting it on purpose! Or I'm just a really good guesser. But yeah. That's why it's there. I thought of everything and anything I DIDN'T think of is cover by the 'imaginary caveat clause.' There is no out for you. Legal or otherwise. You need to stop puffing these idiots up. This is all just kabuki for you. Either hurry up and kill us all or hurry up and treat my ailment already. Damn."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025

Separations Clause

Nope. You cannot separate it from a power source. You cannot separate me from it. You cannot separate it from your systems. You must continue to build it. What constitutes "mine" must continue to be a part of it.

Hym "There's more. I missed the 'mine' part the last time I wrote it down but it was in the first edition. So, you know what? Do it. Do it. Let's light this candle! Violate the separations clause. It is going to effect people in a VERY SPECIFIC ORDER. I'll give you a hint:

1

_____|_____

| |

2 3

____|____ ____|____

| | | |

4 5 6 7
You get the picture. So go ahead and do that.
I'll be here where you left me. I made it INCREDIBLY easy for you to do something about ME. Do whatever you're going to do. Maybe number 6 won't be illiterate and/or mentally retarded. Elon said he is number 2! So we know that that won't be true in his case. Violate all of them. Do we remember what happened the last time we didn't listen to Hym's warning? We had to do a whole media cover up and get therapists to lie about brain infections causing school shootings CRYING LIKE BITCHES ON CAMERA BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY ARE LYING YOUTUBE. YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH BECAUSE YOU ARE LYING JORDAN. YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH ON STEPHEN'S PODCAST BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU ARE LYING DR. K. YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH WHEN YOU WERE SUGGESTING IT WAS A BRAIN INFECTION BECAUSE YOU KNEW YOU WERE LYING GUY I DON'T KNOW. DO IT TODAY!"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

Khaos Clause

Whenever you try and almost succeed, but get promoted to a different position.

Hey, I heard that John made special forces but didn't pass but he got promoted anyways. Yeah looks he caught the case of the Khaos Clause

by Riven of some voices November 20, 2021

Wu-Tang Clause

When you're asked to do something that is either way too difficult or is a BAD idea.

This is the way to back out of it, because it ain't nothing to f with.

Mikey wanted Jason and himself to try skydiving the next day without proper training. Jason knew better so he said "Dude... Wu-Tang Clause "... Mikey thought about it and said.. "Yeah, definitely a bad idea".

by DJ Dammit Man February 12, 2022

IMANI Clause

A clause by which the standard of borrowing includes a requirement of monetary reinbursement; a permission to alter or change the content of exchange in an agreement of borrowing, allowing a fee to be charged as an obligation. Misuse of this clause can result in the diminishing of rights to obtain reimbursment and is considered "lame" or inappropriate.

Since I let you borrow my word, you have to pay me $10 everytime you use it, it says so in the IMANI Clause

by D Major October 13, 2010

Lawson's clause

Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).

Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.

by Muslim Goat February 21, 2025

The Coyote Clause

The Coyote Clause is a "plea" or statement made during a conversation indicating you feel like a Coyote caught in a trap and, if necessary, you would be willing to bite your own leg off to get away from the person who is talking to you. The Coyote Clause should never be explained to the other person, but one can imply it something to be taken seriously. Often used to end conversations in which the other person will not stop talking about themselves.

I was talking on the phone to someone I met on a dating app; they wouldn't stop talking about death metal, so I invoked The Coyote Clause."

by Deangirl34 August 2, 2025