Child

A little fuck of nature who poops themselves.

oh i just pulled a child on the toilet

by ladog November 29, 2018

Child Of God

A person made by the almighty God and is happy to admit it. Someone who walks knowing that they are loved and has a firm foundation.

Person: Why are you so joyful and not afraid
Person: Because I know Im a child of God and that He is with me in my darkest times

by BlessedGirly December 20, 2023

childs

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.

I gave my boyfriend a childs cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.

by Steven big gay lol August 25, 2020

ipa child

A child that is far on the mental deficit spectrum to the point of being unpalatable to most

Awe that poor “IPA Child”.. Bless their heart

by Pie R8 April 6, 2023

Ryan Childs

A phrase that has to do with getting raped and molested by Emma

Yo bro, I just got Ryan Childs

by Ryan Childs Omak November 20, 2025

Is marshall the favorite child

Yes, most children with the name marshall are the favorite child and are better than their siblings in general. Most believe that this goes back to 2010 when an amazing child was born with the name of marshall. Nobody cared about the other sibling they wouldn't even care if it was there birthday party.

Is marshall the favorite child

by That killer July 14, 2023

Anti-child sexual preference

Aka. A.C.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who don’t want and or have children

Luke is only sexually attracted people don't want to have kids. He has an anti-child sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021