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Trump-fuck-boy 

A political hack who was part of 45's transition team and is a weak, floppy, cock who "ain't bout shit" and will do whatever it takes to stay out of federal or state prison, including but not limited to: flat out lying to the American people, perjury, obstructing justice, obstructing democracy, violating the constitution and skipping the country (fingers crossed).
California Congressman Devin Nunes with his biased, highly redacted, and completely out of context memo, ain't nothing but a Trump-fuck-boy.
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Trump v.s Kim Jong Un 

A Cheeto fighting a Turnip. Two fucking idiots with no common sense that will probably just throw out kindergarten insults until one of them starts crying.
Tom: What would Trump v.s Kim Jong Un look like?
Linda: A Cheeto and a Turnip.
a dude with fake hair, orange skin and likes to sexually assault woman
"Man, Trump is the best," said no person ever
Trump by dontmemeinmyjammies May 19, 2018

trump and dump

A tactic whereby a politician deflects criticism by creating a new, unrelated controversy.
Donald Thump reacted to the latest Mueller indictments by pulling another trump and dump: he said outrageous, undiplomatic things to the G-7 leaders, who are our friends.
trump and dump by smjgJsbjgsm July 27, 2018

trump or treat 

When you insult the person answering the door on Halloween and then deny that you ever said it.
Trick or Treater: (rings doorbell) 'Trump or treat'
Home Owner: Hi, what nice costumes you have
Trick or Treater: Wow, what an ugly hag you are!
Home Owner: ummm… what did call me?
Trick or Treater: I didn't say anything, but thanks for the candy!
trump or treat by RichterMD October 30, 2018

Trump Dump

When Donald Tweets stupid shit, he is having another Trump dump!
Did you hear about the latest Trump dump? Fake news? That's a nice Trump dump!💩😬
Trump Dump by Farty McFartface November 12, 2018
He is racist and obnoxious
"Isn't trumps so racist and obnoxious"
Trump by well ton December 17, 2018