when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck
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Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"
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When an unsepecting woman is pounced on from behind when they are lying on their stomach and brutally analed while getting their vagina stuffed with household items or the surpriser's fecaces.
by Sexual predator August 13, 2015
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Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!
by AnonMan October 17, 2015
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by Magnumn357 January 9, 2016
Get the welfare surprise mug.When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
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