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Scottish chili-dog

The act of a Scottish person receiving two hotdogs in one bun smothered in chili, and onions for taste.
Ian couldn’t wait to get his Scottish chili-dog inside his mouth
by ScotsGottaChil December 27, 2022
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Scottish

An embittered, jealous person, who is pathetically weak in both mind and body and usually repugnant to behold and/or a gingernut.
A 'Scottish' person will always be dependant for their very existence on the English - but will continually slag them off and try to belittle them in a laughable attempt to regain some self respect - a fact which they universally loathe and try to deny, all to no avail.
'Scottish' people are extremely arrogant and think themselves superior to all other nations, often claiming to be invincible fighters*(!)
Chronically insecure, prone to alcoholism and crack-inhalation, the average 'Scottish' person is one to swerve as they are beset with misery and are always to be found whining.
"Look at the state of that! What a tramp!"
"He's Scottish.."
"Oh, right."

"Does anyone know the reason Andrew commited suicide?"
"He was Scottish..... poor sod".

"Look at that transvestite over there wearing a miniskirt in broad daylight!"
"He's Scottish"
"I wonder how he came to terms with that?"

"I'd rather be dead than Scottish, they're the laughing stock of the globe"
by TheValeyard January 27, 2023
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Scott’s rollin stone

The act of passing a kidney stone while having intercourse and the kidney stone gets lost in mams vast vag. Now the woman has to re pass the stone if she can find it.
It doesn’t hurt anymore after I pulled a Scott’s rollin stone in her last night.
by Evilredbeerd February 4, 2023
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Scott

A person who masks their own insecurity with insults against others. Tries to tell overexaggerating facts to prove their superiority. Is typically short and skinny with blue eyes.
There goes Scott again fibbing to impress people.
by anonymous February 25, 2023
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Scott

Scott is a dick from Canada. He is the one person in Canada who isn't friendly, tho it is noted that Scott is patriotic. Scott's just a dick.. that's it.
1) Budday, have you heard about that guy Scott?
2) Yeah friend, he's a dick, eh?
by ThatOneHumann March 10, 2023
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Scottish Dumplings

When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex
Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping
by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023
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Scott the Woz

literally just a white guy who lives in Ohio
guy 1: holy shit it’s Scott the Woz
guy 2: no that’s just some white guy
by rmh_:)))) March 21, 2023
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