(n) a stupid slutty bitch dude with muscles bigger than brains, who thinks he is the dominant sex but indeed is not.
Alpha Male: Chad thinks he's an Alpha Male but I call the shots because I am the one who chooses who I reproduce with.
by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025
Get the Alpha Malemug. A super attractive guy around 6'1 who has huge biceps and mega long dong. Females feel deeply attracted to him becuase of his amazing personality and his unmatched perspacity.
Person 1: Im so horny for Bostyns huge biceps and charming personality
Person 2: I might just queef all over his unmatched perspacasity
Person 3: He is such Bostyn male
Person 2: I might just queef all over his unmatched perspacasity
Person 3: He is such Bostyn male
by Bignuts 64 September 13, 2022
Get the Bostyn malemug. Here’s a witty and humorous definition for "Male Follicle Sensitivity" for Urban Dictionary:
Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
John and his wife often become frustrated with each other because of his Male Follicle Sensitivity. She says John never lets her finish and it wouldn't hurt so bad if he didn't make her pull out too soon.
by R2u2 March 29, 2025
Get the Male Follicle Sensitivitymug. A complete and utter psychopath 12 year-olds look up to so they can seem cool, edgy and 'badass' because it is their way of getting over being rejected.
by Ultra_Boi1304 May 26, 2023
Get the Sigma malemug. 
Get the male sexual organmug. the definition of a beta male is a guy weigh 60kg and is skinny as fuck a list of beta male names are, matthew,daniel and bobby these guys are the guys that walk around the gym with their fucking tank tops when they are skinny as fuck. they try to bench 20kg's but still fail, just as they fail in life
mark- That guy matthew is such a "fucking beta malex" male bitch he cant even do 100 pull ups
brad- Hell yeah brotien hes such a bitch
brad- Hell yeah brotien hes such a bitch
by alphaguy69er March 2, 2019
Get the fucking beta malemug. 1. A Closeted homosexual that fantasizes about making love to Donald Trumps micropenis
2. A redneck with a micropenis that is secretly gay for orange skinned bafoons
3. a total fag for Trumpy Wumpy
2. A redneck with a micropenis that is secretly gay for orange skinned bafoons
3. a total fag for Trumpy Wumpy
by realamericans January 22, 2025
Get the Republican Malemug.