third eye 

A metaphorical "eye". Attributed to ESP, precognition (seeing the future), etc. In yoga, it is the Ajna Chakra located in your forehead abotu 1/2 inch above and between your eyes. In Exo-Psychology, it is the 6th brain, defined as "the nervous system becoming aware of itself apart from imprinted gravitational reality-maps". Basically that means that it is the point where the brain is aware of itself programming itself.

See metaprogramming

Thanks to peyote and LSD, i was able to pry open my 3rd eye

third eye by electroshaman July 6, 2004

cotton eyed joe 

when a man is tested for an std and has a q-tip inserted into his urethra his joe is now cotton eyed

If it wasn't for that dirty slut I would never have experienced a cotton eyed joe!

cotton eyed joe by not of your goddam business November 18, 2009

Eyore 

n. Anyone who goes through life moping around with a poor me attitude.

v. The actual act of moping and complaining repeatedly, or just being depressed.

n. Robert is an Eyore, all he does is complain!!
v. Kenny is soo eyore today, I think he is gonna jump.

Eyore by O.C. Winta July 27, 2014

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch 

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch by weave March 24, 2003

Evil Eye 

Looking at someone with deep anger, disappointment, or hate.

When I told my mom her spaghettini was not as good as my grandmas, she gave me evil eye

Evil Eye by Mi wordz becuz I'm smart June 23, 2017

Gordon Brown eye 

The act of ejaculating into, or towards, another’s nose with such force that temporary blindness is induced in the recipient’s eye.

during oral sex he withdrew his penis, aimed at her nose and gave her a classic Gordon Brown eye.

or

following a frantic nose job his cum came out of her eye, the poor dear had a Gordon Brown eye.

Gordon Brown eye by Herrick the great March 15, 2010

eys

Deliberate misspelling of 'yes' that originated at the Figure Skating Universe forums, often used by people who want to add a bit of wannabe "Russian flavour" to what they're writing.
Can also be used in the same way as "aren't you?" at the end of questions.

Eys, I'd like some chocolate please.

You're going that way eys?

eys by Alexan D. Ra October 8, 2006