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I think I will be back 

What your dad said just before when he went to buy some milk

Never to be seen again
Dad: I think I will be back
Me: dats how I lost my dad, 20 years ago.

*20 years later at Mc Donald’s drinking 75% ice coke

Me: Looks at news
News: a 65 year old man found naked at Walmart holding milk!
Me: that’s how I had united with my dad again.

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Willybumskin 

The perky bit of skin between the bumhole and ballsack. Often hairy, often bald (shaved)

Also known as 'the gooch'
Just fiddling with my willybumskin mate
Willybumskin by tubes7 July 11, 2011

little willymilly 

the name for a person with a small penis
i fucked a fit bird last night she was well impressed with my cock ,she said she her last boyfriend was a little willymilly

Wiley Ford 

A small community located at the northern most end of the Potomac Highlands of West Virginia and Bordering Maryland by way of the Potomac river.

Home to one of the greatest bald men in our nations history.
Lets head over to Wiley Ford to get some cheaper beer and cigaretes.

Wiley Ford by Johnny Longrod June 23, 2008

Willacoochee Wattle Snake 

A very, very rare breed of rattlesnake that is native to Willacoochee, GA., although it has been spotted in Vero Beach, FL. This rare breed has been cursed with an overactive sex drive combined with an extremely small reproductive organ. So small in fact that it is completely pointless for it to even try mating, even though that's his only goal in life.
Hey Willie! Why is that Willacoochee Wattle Snake chasing that other snake with the huge backside? Well....Unfortunately, the Willacoochee has no idea that its reproductive organ is so small that it cant even penetrate the female. Its very sad Willie.