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Plating dick

To be disheveled, scattered, dirty, broken down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.
Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweat pants, and broken ass slides? Dude is plating dick, I hope he’s ok!
by Mikkke T March 27, 2024
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Plains, Tx

A small town in the state of Texas taken up by a variety of rich farmers, spoiled kids, illegal Mexicans, meth heads and wanna be gangsters.
Jimmy: "Have you heard of that shithole in Plains, TX"?
Tim: yes, I heard it’s full of wannabe’s, money and illegals, and farmers. I even got asked for money by one of the local meth head’s at the gas station.
by anonymous April 9, 2024
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Plaining

The act of cutting off circulation of your penis so much so that it becomes purple and numb. The word was popularized around the Portland area.
Friend 1: “Hey bro do you plain?”
Friend: “Yep. I practice plaining until my dick turns bright purple. It’s extremely pleasurable and it gives me better orgasms!”
by BananaTurtle April 23, 2024
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Plains syndrome

A person suffering from plains syndrome acts like they are the main character in any possible situation and they never get out of said character on the Internet. They may also talk excessively about powerscaling and superpower manipulation. Additionally, they might be a weeb, act immaturely and be chronically online (They will constantly take these so called "Breaks from the Internet" which won't last for more than a week.). This quirk makes the person very repulsive and anyone who showed them any compassion should be smitten, destroyed, killed, annihilated and fucked in the ass. Somehow they will always find a lover immediately after a breakup. They may also piss and shit their pants when people call out their mistakes and borderline racist remarks.
Plains suffers from plains syndrome. She had a mental breakdown after everyone ganged up on her and called her a racist because she made a racist joke. (undeserved.)

"What's up my ni- *gets cancelled*" -Plains, 2024
by Panicked Lantern April 30, 2024
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Praying in public

So... When Russell "the (alleged) little girl rapist" Brand... Chants the rosary in front of 11 million people... Jordan "Almost not a Dr" Peterson has nothing to say about it...
Hym "But when 'The Woke!' are
✌️✊️✌️Praying in public✌️✊️✌️ in a vague and abstract sense... It's evidence of their falsehood or the falsehood of their immortality.... But when Russell LITERALLY PRAYS IN PUBLIC... Reciting a chant for a religion in which he doesn't believe... Nothing. Radio silence. So, his excuses are pretend. Doesn't give a shit about

✌️✊️✌️Praying in public✌️✊️✌️ Embarrassing. Fraudulent."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
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Platinumlocks

Goldilocks is just right. Platinumlocks is more than just right, to the point of being total delulu.

Used when referring to unreasonably rosy economic projections or crazy high stock prices.
Every time I see the S&P 500 hit new highs I think, wtf man, I can’t even afford groceries, why does the market keep pricing in platinumlocks growth
by Laptopmerc May 14, 2024
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plain eggs

boiled eggs (kept in their own formation)
man i could really enjoy some plain eggs right now
by anonymous June 24, 2024
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