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A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard
Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment
by Max employment June 5, 2018
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Max

A boy that is very confusing about his feelings. You have feelings for him but you don't want the feelings. No matter how hard you try you can't stop liking him. You are heartbroken that you have to go to different schools as him. You love him, but you can't tell if he loves you. He is popular, you are not. He flirts with other girls but when it's just the two of you he is kind. When you are alone you hug and get very close. You talk about your day. His strange friend that has a girlfriend in which she is a bitch. And she gets mad when her boyfriend flirts with you. He is very cute and nice. He is tearing you apart. You have daily traditions where he jumps over your head in gym class. You can't help but smile when you see him. You are sad it's summer since it means you won't see him and it's one year until you go to different schools as him.
That Max really knows how to confuse a girl.
by Crystalsafm June 11, 2018
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(alright, time to define myself)
The type of person who you see around who's quite chilled out and relaxed when comfortable, but not fun to get on his bad side. Doesn't have many friends but isn't the type of person to need to anyway. If talking to friends, a max is able to talk for 8 million years without stopping about whatever he's into, but for everyone else he's a bit awkward (but it doesn't come up enough to be a real problem). A max is also interesting to listen to if people understand what he's talking about, but to the untrained ear sounds like a gibberish master. Overall, just a chill person who can be interesting to listen to, and I'm sure you know at least one max in your life somewhere.
Person: "Hey, did you hear that guy in english who gave a verbal essay on a single sentence, but can't talk to one person properly anywhere?"
Person 2: "Yeah I did, I think that he's a bit of a max, a unique social anomaly from what I've seen."
Meanwhile max when he's having a conversation: "H- *dies* "
by Max_542 February 25, 2023
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Max is a very well known alias among the younger female population on discord. He reels them in by spreading lies and simping for them. He's most known for dating underaged egirls. Once he has you in his sights, he's locked on to you until you're forced to succumb to his edater life-style. The police are still unable to locate this man. If you have any leads on him, please report him to the police ASAP. Thank you.
Example:
Max: Hey cutie ;)
egirl under the age of 16: hi owo
Max: heyyy wanna start a streak? :3
egirl under the age of 16: not knowing right from wrong Sure! ^~^
by who the fuck even knows tbh February 25, 2023
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max defense mode

When Mary tries to proof she's right saying total bullshit
Mary got into max defense mode, she must be fucking crazy
by Elona Muzzgy February 28, 2023
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IDNHI MAXE

IDNHI MAXE MEANS BORED FOR HINDI EXAM OR YOU WILL FAIL IN HINDI EXAM
IDNHI MAXE MEANS BORED FOR HINDI EXAM OR YOU WILL FAIL IN HINDI EXAM
by PROAADARSH March 1, 2023
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Max

Leaving without saying “Be right back” or leaving randomly
What did he do? “He did a Max
by TheRealSpoon March 2, 2023
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