John Kruk 

1. Former MLB player (1986-1995) who wore the Padres, Phillies, and White Sox uniforms.

2. A person who has one nut, aka a teardrop

Hey I heard you took a swift one in the beanbag, is it true the doctor took one and your now a John Kruk

John Kruk by Loose Goose September 3, 2005

john deer 

take anal beads and put them up a girls ass then proceed to put your foot on her ass and pull them out like a pullstart on a tractor.

damn that bitch couldnt sit for a week after she road on my john deer

john deer by sampson420ex April 15, 2006

John and Edward 

John and Edward are contestants in the 2009 Series of X Factor. They are often booed by the audience because they "Cannot sing" and always avoid the final 2. Their mentor is Louis Walsh, who put them into the final for publicity, and, because they are Irish. A lot of people throughout the country hate the duo, but no matter how much people hate them, they are still getting votes. If they win the competition, Simon Cowell will leave the country.

Teenage girl: Jesus Christ not these again! I want a hot group not these Irish jokers!

Guy: Oh my god who are these idiots? Oh wait, John and Edward! I'm sorry guys, i thought it was someone else! You're awesome! *Gets hit in face by girlfriend*

John and Edward by GimpyWimpy November 1, 2009

John McCain

another far right reactionary who pretends to be a moderate so he can get votes for his anti-choice pro-coporate war-mongering policies. Has a black baby and went crazy in Vietnam after getting his ass whooped by POWs. Also in the mid 1980's caught in the middle of the Keating Five S&L scandal. Dodged trouble because of the so called "liberal" media.

No matter what the corporate media says, this man has no base in his party, and will not win over moderate voters. They will see that he is another right wing fascist. Not even his black baby will vote for him.

John McCain by John Michaels February 15, 2005

john patrick amadori 

the HOTTEST man actor alive!! Teenage version of ashton kutcher in butterfly effect- also stars in a Coca-cola commercial.. so hott! Is marrying a Nicole who he is in love with!!

"john patrick amadori and nicole are the cutest couple ever! they should get married!"

john patrick amadori by i_heart_jpa February 19, 2005

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags 

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005

John Holmes Huge 

A reference to having or believing "you" have a large penis.

Damn! He's John Holmes huge!
Man, you only wish you were John Holmes huge. You're more like a tootsie roll.

John Holmes Huge by Little JB July 20, 2008