turd humper

One who humps turds

"Ben Safos is a turd humper"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

Hefty Humper

A person or thing that humps anything in its way. Known for falling on the ground and having an orgasm from thinking about the many fruits and vegetables they fucked last night. Also known as Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus is a hefty humper

by 1212qazwsx April 3, 2017

Doctor humping

Sucking up to a doctor to obtain drugs.

I'm going to do some doctor humping to get some valium.

by Redheaded Monster April 19, 2018

title humping

Reading the title of an article and becoming impassioned to share your already formed opinion of said article without actually reading said article.

Okay stop title humping and maybe read the article first.

by Emma Ferguson November 16, 2017

trunk humpin’

Another term for anal sex!

My ol’ lady likes trunk humpin’!

by Denhamj February 22, 2018

benfershnit humpyhatch

That guy from Sherlock Holmes

Yeetity yeet idk

benfershnit humpyhatch

by EEEEEMMMMMSSSSS February 25, 2018

Bumper-Humper

A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.

That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!

by CrazyBatLady9 January 19, 2018