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by WDTSSSBGSDSH December 7, 2025
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It’s NOT ham!!!

An outburst of pure disgust unleashed when a normal situation in life completely bends you over without consent.
For example: like when you order a beautiful ham baguette and instead receive a tuna-soaked atrocity that smells like it’s been dragged through a fisherman’s jockstrap.

Used when something is SO wrong, SO offensive, that polite language packs its bags and leaves the country.

It’s not ham!!!
by Onesmartfella December 8, 2025
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Diddling the Ham

Christmas dinner was ruined when José started diddling the ham
by Thehamdiddler December 14, 2025
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Ham and chocolate

A common meal for broke individuals often including lukewarm water and Joe Bartolozzi. We first heard of this word when someone posted a picture of them eating this abomination of a meal. One single half crescent of ham, uneven cuts of chocolate, a bottle of room temperature spring water. This term is widely used by the people of Maryland and has possibilities of spreading.
This poor bitch eating sum “ham and chocolate”. She must be an “Annabelle
by Frankylover December 15, 2025
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Ham Sandwhich

Massive pussy flaps that stick out resembling a ham sandwhich.
She was so ran through that she began to develop a ham sandwhich
by hhjrjkkkllajabn_susan_hehd January 8, 2026
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SPAM & HAM

When fingering the vagina of your Asian girlfriend in hopes of pulling out sticky rice for dinner.
I met up with an old girlfriend for a quickie and asked her if I can include a SPAM & HAM before completing appropriate intercourse activities.
by X7MCB January 25, 2025
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Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.
Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going
by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025
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