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How to win at life 

What? It's metaphysically possible, mind you.
How to win at life you ask? Metaphysically very possible!!!! Just welcome HDMI into your life. Just become homeless and start taking drugs. and be mentally ill. Et voilà it's done. You won at life.
How to win at life by Uncle Dimma December 30, 2021

The fuck my shit at? 

Expression of rage at the delayed or halted arrival of something you want.

The 'shit' can be replaced with other words to fit the situation.
*obligatory "The fuck my shit at? moment*

Marina: *checks mail* I ordered that shirt 3 weeks ago. They told me it would be here in 5 days.

Marina then filed a complaint. She didn't bother to fill out the form; instead, she wrote "THE FUCK MY SHIRT AT" in big letters on the entire thing.

Her shirt arrived the next day.

nothing to shake your dick at 

Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."
Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."
Mental Abuse To Humans
M.a.t.h
M.A.T.H stands for Mental Abuse to Humans. Math is torture to everyone except math Lovers. Math is mental abuse because people have to think really hard to find a answer for a Problem.
Katie: Math is M.A.T.H
Kim: PREACH GURLFRIEND!!!

Ashley: What?
M.A.T.H by DarkWave87 February 20, 2017
When your teacher yell at you for not doing your work then after two minutes she want to be nice to you so she is F.A.T
F.A.T by Missfact April 10, 2017