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Mountain jew

Mormons and Amish in Ohio known for "jewing" products.
by Leixx January 14, 2025
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jizz jew

Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
“It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
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Hurt a jew, we sue you

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.
Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2024
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Jew Tip

As a former waiter, I can honestly say that Jews as a rule will always leave the customary tip, EVEN IF YOU GIVE THEM LOUSY SERVICE! They will never "stiff" you.
The lady Jew tipped me 15% even though she complained a lot.
by BigMau February 23, 2023
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Milky jew

A sexual move where a gay man shoves his dick in a falafal then ejaculates swiftly before putting it up for auction for a high price like a classic jew move.
Guy 1: im tryna get rich using the milky jew
Guy 2: shit id pay 5000 bucks for adam sandler to do a milky jew
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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crack jew

nigger etas some shit ans then he somkes some crack jew
by Pussylover696969 August 8, 2017
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Jews (Hitlers Toy)

Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?

-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019
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