failboding

The feeling, as you sit there reading online or consuming other media, that whatever you're currently taking in is destined to create a gigantic kerfluffle or imbroglio in the blogosphere, which is going to rock teh interwebz. You can just see it's headed directly for the oncoming juggernaut of discursive DOOM.

Did you read that post on X's blog? I have major failbodings about that.

by spes_unica June 16, 2009

Failbreak

Trying to jailbreak an iPod/iPhone but ending up having to restore your device after failing at the jailbreak.

John: Hey Jane didn't you jailbreak your iPod to get free apps?

Jane: Nah, I screwed that up and ended up failbreaking it.

by TheBadAppleseed February 25, 2011

Failcom

An increasingly popular slang term short for FAILed COMpany (or Failing Company)

Believed to have originated in the internet forums of the failing software company Funcom, responsible for the disastrous Age of Conan MMO.

1. Failcom are a rubbish software company.

by Pulonium October 20, 2008

FailRP

mayfair county

Failrp is associated with mayfair county roleplay.

by jack niggersiondsfgb July 7, 2019

Failiure To Life

Someone who does not succeed in anything useful or important.

This person has no life, and is a loser in all ways, shape, and form.

He/She can't do anything right, and just fails at anything and everything.

*Darcy is hammering nail into wall, and accidentally hammers nail into finger*

Natalie " What a Failiure To Life"

Darcy " haha, I'm so stupid "

* gum drops out of mouth, then she begins laughing like an idiot, then chokes on her gum *

by Chealyn February 17, 2009

Kidney failure

Having to piss sooo bad after consuming large amounts of alchohol, you feel like your kidneys are going to explode.

Riding home from the bar, I crossed my legs and screamed "I'm going into kidney failure!".

by Leahann October 11, 2006

signal failure

Someone has jumped or been pushed in front of a train on the London Underground.

Platform Announcer: Severe Delays on the District Line due to a signal failure at South Kensington.
Arbitrary Passenger: Ah, that'll be another suicide then.

by AshJ June 15, 2007