failboding

The feeling, as you sit there reading online or consuming other media, that whatever you're currently taking in is destined to create a gigantic kerfluffle or imbroglio in the blogosphere, which is going to rock teh interwebz. You can just see it's headed directly for the oncoming juggernaut of discursive DOOM.

Did you read that post on X's blog? I have major failbodings about that.

failboding by spes_unica June 16, 2009

Failbooking 

Getting on Facebook right after one of their many irritating layout changes and not knowing how to do anything like upload photos or find your notifications.

Bobby: Have you seen the new Facebook layout?

Jeffrey: Dude yes. I was sitting there Failbooking for like 5 hours yesterday trying to figure out how to upload a photo!

Failbooking by happyho April 8, 2010

failbooking.com

A really hilarious website where you can view screenshots (some seem genuine, some are likely spoofs) of ridiculously stupid facebook status updates, comments, pictures, and newsfeeds.

Did you see Dave's status? What a moron!

Yeah, we should send that to failbooking.com.

failbooking.com by MissyQBee February 8, 2010

Failboxing 

verb

(1)To failbox is to fail or mess up something in a huge way.

(2)To be a failboxer is to be someone who failboxes.
(3) to beatbox horribly

(1)"Yo man i saw you trip down those stairs. You totally failboxed right there"
(2)"shut up you're such a failboxer"
(3)"Dude, that was not beat boxing. That was failboxing."

Failboxing by winteroiceo February 25, 2010

Failbeing 

(n.) Failbeing: One who tries to dabble into one or more crafts or professions but fails miserably.

Matt: "...so you're like a hybrid, except you suck at all things."
Courtland: "So I'm just a failbeing then?"

Failbeing by Thom1337 June 13, 2011

flailboxing 

Flailboxing.; (pron. FLayl-box-ing)
1) upon arrival at any given place at any given moment, the tweaker promptly unloads all items inside of a backpack or briefcase, onto the sidewalk in front of a large gathering of oblivious people. The (now) flailboxer then suffers from a catastrophic case of methsiemers while searching for the other sock they swore they just had... Soon becoming an iconic novelty with repeated attempts to fit everything back in the backpack .

Bro check out the tweaker over there talking to himself and flailboxing his shit all over the place. Huhuh...wtf git off the dope mang!!

flailboxing by METH HEAD STEVE February 28, 2021

Farboding 

When you look at you phone receiving a call but you don’t answer the call, or is very flakey within social outings, making excuses to not join the gatherings.

“I was trying to call Tim today but he’s Farboding my calls.”

Farboding by Ali Akbari January 13, 2025