Uncle Taming

the act of taming an uncle for breeding purposes. There are multiple steps that must be taken in order to breed your own uncle or indeed the uncle of another person
1. You must taste blood
2. Search for an eligible Uncle
3. Take the chosen Uncle to the state of Israel, choosing any city
4. Immediately leave the country and leave the Uncle behind
5. Upon arrival home, the Uncle will be either in your basement or in a spare bedroom
5b. If you have neither the taming will fail
6. Mount the Uncle with a saddle and do not let him buck you off for 2 hours after mounting
7. With the Uncle broken, you must now breed him
At this point you should have successfully tamed your uncle and made him breeding stock
"sure Jessica i would love to come to your party with all those women but i'm busy Uncle taming and i fucking hate women"
by THAD SMASH January 31, 2020
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uncle noodle

the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.
Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!

David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.

Troy: dude shut your corny ass up
by RanchOnEverythang March 26, 2016
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Uncle Ruckus

Contrary to the dumbasses that write in this page, uncle ruckus isn't black. He has a condition named revitiligo (like Michael Jackson's vitiligo but the opposite) which makes him black.
In an episode he was shown to be abandoned by his white parents and left in a black house.
Dumb fuck: Why uncle ruckus in racist if he is black?! That doesn't make any sense?!
*Me dropkicking him to the floor*
Me: HE IS FUCKING WHITE!!!
by ~helpmeplease~ October 27, 2024
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Uncle Ruckus

A character in Boondocks who is known for his open hatred towards Blacks and their actions and constantly praise white people.

A variation of the Uncle Tom, an Uncle Ruckus is not only subservient to the dominant cultural/racial group but makes no attempts to put themselves in a social/economic position that makes them better than their own social group. Outspoken in their beliefs that the inferior racial group deserves to be trampled upon by their betters.

An Uncle Ruckus would often live in miserable conditions in comparison to an Uncle Tom, rejecting offers to be educated or adopt higher social standing by their masters and oppressors to become more respected. In turn they are ignored by the oppressive social/racial groups who sees them as pitiful in trying to gain the respect of the oppressors through putting others in their place.
The local uncle ruckus was seen on the street counterprotesting a BLM rally by praising the KKK and Trump, unfortunately not even the most virtulent racist bothered to give the Uncle Ruckus a hi five.
by Linguo Dude January 30, 2025
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Uncle Mitch

Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.
I’m seeing Uncle Mitch tonight.
by Jmurr227 December 08, 2022
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Son of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Uncle Bob

a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips
Uncle: Hey, Jordan....

Jordan: *mind* OMG HE"S SUCH AN UNCLE BOB
by Jac0b3y November 05, 2021
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