Pork Pulled Sandwich 

When a women wearing a pig suit is double teamed in the mouth and from behind. Piggy must remain oinking. It's also known as the boink and oink.

ex.1
John: Man how good would that ho look all greased up?
Guy: Oh hells yeah player. She's craving a pork pulled sandwich.

ex.2
Guy: Dude we are at a farm what is with the erection?
John: Sorry Bro, but ever since we gave Cassie a pork pulled sandwich the sight of a pig gives me a raging boner.

Pork Pulled Sandwich by Boner Simpson October 21, 2009

Shit Sandwich 

When someone has really bad breath that you can't ignore it or tell them in a polite manner of its foulness. So bad that not even 8 rolls of mentos could come near to making it fresh.

Wheeew! What the hell did you have for lunch today? A shit sandwich?

Shit Sandwich by Thunder, Thunder,Thundercunt August 28, 2007

Japanese Fire-bush Crab Sandwich 

The Japanese fire-bush crab sandwich is foreplay involving a Japanese girl with a large crab-filled bush.

Proceed to get a lighter and light the Japanese’s girl bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the flame in order to prevent burns. Scrap the burnt pubic hair off the Japanese girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic Japanese meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. Complete the Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich by force feeding the Japanese girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab pube is now ingested in the depths of the Japanese girl’s once Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich free stomach.

Chuck Norris used his laser eyes on Suka Dik’s pubic hair and proceeded to karate chop the burnt hair off onto the freshly toasted sandwich. Suka Dik munched up that Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich like she was Ghandi.

Japanese Fire-bush Crab Sandwich by JBB3 December 5, 2009

Pink Sandwich 

A form of torture whereby a large male dog is aroused to the point of having his penis come out. The victim is then strapped down and the dog ordered to sit on the victim's face. The "sandwich" is formed by the victim's lips, which act as the "bread," and the dog's penis, which becomes the "meat."

The Al Qaeda terriost told us everything after we administered 75 straight hours of Pink Sandwiches. He was psychologically bruised, yet was physically unharmed (with the exception of badly needing a breath mint.)

Pink Sandwich by Toad July 30, 2004

chicken sandwich 

used to replace any word because you're confused

person 1: you know what..fuck you!
person 2: chicken sandwich? o_O

chicken sandwich by 32948723948y23t July 31, 2007

Bologna Sandwich 

When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich.

The robber left a bologna sandwich on my grandma's bed.

Bologna Sandwich by ohmyghattos April 3, 2009

open faced roast beef sandwich

a vagina

looking at a chicks pussy when you are about to munch on her box. If she is really excited it will have extra mayo...yummy

open faced roast beef sandwich by Izaric November 20, 2003