Bird-Jew

A Bird-Jew is a Jew that flies high above the clouds and hides his sheckles in the crevices between mountain peeks. Bird-Jew’s are very rare and are said to swoop down upon unsuspecting travelers and steal their money.

I didn’t even see that damn Bird-Jew coming!

by Source4Laughs September 9, 2019

Jew Crudler

A slang term for any food prepared by a jew. Usually in reference to a stew, soup, or chowder.

"Aleksander's Jew Crudler may look like the stuff they fed his grandfather back in Poland, but it's actually pretty great if you add saltines."

"Betzalel attempted to make us clam chowder, but the Jew Crudler that steamed out into the bowl was like the fluid from an infection caused by faulty circumcision."

by Goot Poot May 19, 2018

jewish jew jews jew

The most Jewish jew on the jew planet.

Osama: You're like the Jewish jew jews jew!

Me: Yes.

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017

ice jew

Challenger in League of Legends with a big enormous giant penis

Damn Ice Jew has a big penis

by BigEbola November 13, 2017

Screwed and jewed

Getting your money stolen after sex

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.

by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017

Jew saggin

When an old Jew has a saggy nutsack

Anna: yo Otto stop Jew saggin mother fucker

by Hardcorenutslap666911 April 20, 2018

tenessee jew

A member of the Nashville elite. (not the football team)

Willy Nelson is a Tenessee Jew.

by Zombie Jegus April 20, 2018