Working on my masters degree 

To masturbate; to jerk off.

I told her I was working on my masters degree.

Working on my masters degree by biggerspeck May 16, 2007

Whatever McDonalds worker 

More commonly abbreviated to wmw, this is used to show that you think the person you are talking to is so low in soceity (a mcdonalds worker) their opinion doesn't matter. Most commonly used at a secondary school level. Can also be used with a hand gesture making a W with both your thumbs and index fingers, then turning it upside down for an M and then back up for a W.

Scabby person: Did you know that jackie fancies you?
Ben: Whatever McDonalds worker

Whatever McDonalds worker by Rachael Thorn July 27, 2005

worksheets 

Something that not many people enjoy. Usually in classrooms with a Mrs.Wells handing them out.

Usually it is not very fun.

Today Mrs.Wells handed out so many worksheets.

worksheets by 🍔 Burger King November 2, 2018

spanner in the works 

a problem that comes totally out of the blue and ruins a set plan.

"OI is johnny coming round to the pub?"
"Nah his girlfriend has a cold so hes has to stay home and look after her"
"Thats a spanner in the works isnt it"

spanner in the works by DonaIdTrump March 7, 2017

workage 

Coming from the word "ownage" This means you outsmarted your opponent or "worked" him/her

player1: Man,that clan worked you

player2: yea, that was pure workage.

workage by El Danny July 23, 2005

Workstart 

When two co-workers are so physically attracted to each other they can't wait to leave the office to have sexual intercourse. This untamable urge leads them to find an empty conference room where they proceed to perform many vulgar acts including but not limited to the Birmingham Booty Call and the Danny Glover. This raunchy act goes on whilst a post-it is left behind on the two deviants computers simply stating "Workstart".

Where's the new guy? I heard he started today. What? Already? She took him room to 366 for a Workstart. What a whore. I bet they are doing the Cincinatti Bowtie.

Workstart by Tommy Salami VII December 9, 2008

working families 

Meaningless statement favoured by the moron that for some reason Australia voted Prime Minister.

"Working families, working families, working families, working families." Kevin Rudd (Australian Prime Minister)

working families by someaussie April 16, 2008