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Long Dong Willie

A black man with some form of the verb "Willis" in his name. Willis meaning "to dangle." A "Long Dong Willie" is a man with an irregularly large penis.

There is one long dong willie living today located in central North America. This LDW is Barry "THE DONG" Willis. This individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people's money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.
Barry Willis

Alias used are...

The Dong
Long Dong Willie
The Grim Reaper
Long Dong

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 163
Age:18
Penis: 2'
by WTBHeals December 2, 2011
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Willy

1. A term used for small dick men
2. Someone with the name "William." most likely a total simp, and or creep
Person 1: Who is that 40 year old man on the sidewalk
Person 2: Will with his small willy
by Plxmyaa February 12, 2022
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willy wisher

One who wishes for a willy; a "slut".
Girl 1: "dude you're such a willy wisher"
Girl 2: "I don't got a boyfriend, so ya, I am wishin' for a willy"
by Willy wisher March 23, 2017
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Wet Willy

A guy in an orgy finishes getting a blow job and sticks it in his friends ear. Now that's a wet willy!!!
by Wet willy bandit March 22, 2025
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Willy Wonkaed

When you give somebody something in a video game because they say they are poor, but it turns out they tricked you and they are millionaires.
Timmy: This poor kid, he has no money
Poor kid: HAHAHAHAHHA
Timmy: OH NO I'VE BEEN WILLY WONKAED!
by ILoveDuckTales May 21, 2020
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Brown Willy

Like a wet willy except instead of putting your pinky finger in your mouth you put it up your asshole and then stick it into someone’s ear
“Dude, he gave me a fucking brown willy! We gotta stop hanging out with him….”
by CeCeLutt March 2, 2024
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Willy wedgie

1. A man wearing panties
2. When a dude gets a cameltoe
Example 1: man A- "You seen that guy over there?" Man B- " the gay guy?" Man A- "yeah hes a serious willy wedgie"
Example 2: hey man I've got a serious willy wedgie right now, can you wait up while I pull this out?
by 《<ChewiGraff>》 August 20, 2025
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