christmas cunt

Someone who epitomizes the essence of Scrooge. See also Scrooge

As soon as the first Christmas Tree comes up Bob turns into a real Christmas Cunt.

by ICanHazFokuz April 3, 2016

Cunt Dust

The dusty residue which puffs out of a vagina that hasn't been used for a long time.

Sam: I pulled a granny last night

Darryl: What was it like?

Sam: She puffed out a shit load of cunt dust which settled in my hair. After that, she went like a train!

by doofle January 15, 2013

cunt button

1. n. someone who is instantly aggravated by any situation

2. n. female equivalent to dickhead
3. n. derogatory name for the psychological effect that when triggered sets a woman into super bitch mode

1. Wendy is whiny little cunt button.
2. My Engish teacher is a fucking cunt button.
3. Wow! I wonder who pushed Vickys cunt button.

by howardchrist December 8, 2016

A Cunt in a Chair

A current affairs program screened nightly on the east coast of Australia, on the channel 9 network.

Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones

by 000000000000009000000000000000 May 21, 2011

cunt speel

its exclaimed by people making fun of other people online by telling them about their bad spelling. see example.

surfnaked0384: haha! u cunt speel

by brockish January 29, 2005

Chunk of cunt

A person who behaves in a manner that is lower than pond scum.

Wow..that Bianca is a real chunk of cunt!

by Saaila April 26, 2020

cunt much?

Rhetorical question / Emphatic statement.

1. Question posed to someone who is acting like a total cunt.
2. Statement made to someone acting like a total cunt.

Erin: Then I told my ex-husband I was going to screw him over on the house.
Therapist: Cunt much?

Erin: I really think you should give me the last piece of cheese cake because you're fat.
Co-worker: Cunt much.

by ibonealion June 4, 2016