suicide congo 

Suicide in a brutal manner, like how everything from the Congo is. Would also be pretty intense and or redundant like jumping from a plane onto a helicopter whilst cutting your wrist.

Ex. "Dude, I'm so depressed I'm going to set myself on fire and jump into that wood chipper that is also on fire."
"That's straight suicide Congo, Cuz."

suicide congo by Lloydachris Banksamus May 18, 2014

suicide shift 

when you get scheduled to work at your shitty job from opening to closing hours

Friend 1: yo, where's tommy?
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy

suicide shift by androidlesbo April 23, 2015

Suicide boner 

A lot like a suicide wank, a suicide boner is just A FRIGGIN' RANDOM BONER that you happen to get at school, or at some important event.

John tried to hide his suicide boner by folding it back like a dickbutt before his big speech to the entire school.

Suicide boner by Formingsinger16 July 11, 2016

Suicide Bridge 

Also known as the Golden Gate Bridge, Suicide Bridge is the a bridge which has one of the highest number of suicides in the world, in San Francisco.

Me: "Hey, I want to go to the Golden Gate Bridge."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "Because it's Suicide Bridge, it's THE JUMP!"

Suicide Bridge by I'm just your problem December 8, 2016

Suicidalist 

One who bravely acts on the idea or thought of killing him-or-her-self is a suicidalist!!

That child always seemed to be a suicidalist at heart!

Suicidalist by dfdf;flkm, ;f,g breth March 31, 2017

Suicide 

Suicide is a word that sends chills down my spine. This is the act of ending your own life so that you can escape from reality. Most people do this act because they have a mental illness called, "deppression". Now, people like to call these people, "emos" because that's just the way emos are. Well, that is not true. Many emos are just funny people who listen to rock, etc. Suicide should never be the case. Always seek help.

HOW TO USE IT: " Wow! I can't believe that girl committed suicide! It's ridiculous!"

NOT HOW TO USE IT: "Haha! You don't have the git's to commit suicide, ya little prick!"

Suicide by -Smart Otaku- July 1, 2017

Suicide wednesday 

After a long weekend of beer/drugs and the hangover/fear/paranoia are as strong as ever and you just want to end it.

The weekend was amazing but 3 days later I want to end it. Definitely suicide wednesday

Suicide wednesday by Duke L July 12, 2017