pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.

I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

by AmSchem June 15, 2017

sausage

A piece of meat eaten with breakfast or with ketchup and mustard and definitely NOT located beneath the male pants.

Mm sausages.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016

sawdust sausage

A cheap supermarket sausage, of dubious ingredients, typically cooked up at a fundraising sausage sizzle.

I’ll grab a pack of sawdust sausages for the bbq this afternoon.

by AkayK February 14, 2018

Breakfast Sausage

When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.

Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!

by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024

Sausage Sizzle

A thin sausage (usually beef), served diagonally on sliced white bread. Can also be served with bbq'd, sliced onions, tomato sauce or bbq sauce. Usually sold as fundraisers for local youth or sporting clubs. See also Democracy Sausage.

When I was at Bunnings this morning I had a sausage sizzle put on by the local soccer team.

by Mumooch May 10, 2022

Sausage of friendship

Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex

I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..

by nogbadthebad November 7, 2020

Custard sausage

Usually when a male masterbates in bed then sleep naked. When you wake up you have a hard smelly white substance on the male genital area.

" man when i woke up this morning i had A Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017