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Nut coat

where the entire torso of a person is covered in cum resembling a coat.
want to come back to my place and get a nut coat?
by B_BooBerry May 18, 2020
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Nut tray

Any girl that you use only for sex. She doesn't mean anything to you, you just nut then leave. Nut trays tend to not be the most beautiful girls, because they are easier to smash then leave.
Friend 1: yo I need pussy, but none of these bitches that good bruh
Friend 2: fuck it, just get you a nut tray
by wakeandbakeandeatcake July 10, 2018
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nut of the oaks

So Nut of the Oaks is essentially when you think you see a wooly, pubescent head of a penis enter the butt hole under the oaks
So I was walking home through the forest when I saw my parents and I thought “nut of the oaks”??
by Nut of the oaks January 19, 2019
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Nut Grubbler

by cockheadbilly June 17, 2016
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Thigh Nut

When a Man is having sex with a girl and slips out of his Alpha and retreats. The “BETA” makes him retreat and nut in the thigh. The alpha in him don’t got time for no kids.
“I’m never bout to bust in dat bitch, I gave the bitch a thigh Nut.”
by King Leo JLY.23 May 10, 2020
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Nut Song

A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).
"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"

"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."

"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."
by Degg City August 31, 2013
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Show-Nuts

A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.

Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.
Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.

Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.
by Eric Thorsland June 14, 2018
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