January 3
January 3 by musiclover2000 May 2, 2026
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January 19 2038
January 19, 2038, at exactly 03:14:07 UTC, is the threshold for the Year 2038 problem (or Epochalypse). At this exact second, the maximum capacity for a signed 32-bit integer measuring "Unix time" (the number of seconds since January 1, 1970) will overflow, causing some legacy computers to loop back to 1901.
Why is it 1901?
Oh It’s 2,147,483,647 seconds since January 1 1970
January 19 2038 is when computers glitch to December 13 1901
Oh Cool!
Oh It’s 2,147,483,647 seconds since January 1 1970
January 19 2038 is when computers glitch to December 13 1901
Oh Cool!
January 19 2038 by Wolfie Numbers May 18, 2026
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Fuck you, it's January
A term used to commentate on the fact that a lot of shitty movies typically come out on January as way for studios to just get them out of the way. As if Hollywood waits for December to end to just take a big shit real quick. Term was coined by Redlettermedia.
Why is "Monster Trucks" (2017 Movie) a thing and why is it releasing in January?
Because Fuck you, it's January.
Because Fuck you, it's January.
Fuck you, it's January by Doggythescholar January 18, 2017
5 january
This birthday is the coolest of them all.
People born in january is always nice persons, but when your birthday is this one, well, you are a bit cooler than the rest of the people born in January
People born in january is always nice persons, but when your birthday is this one, well, you are a bit cooler than the rest of the people born in January
5 january by Lunafromdenmark September 11, 2020
Jerkless January
Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Jerkless January by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021
Join Jesus January
You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.
Join Jesus January by Spam Police November 12, 2018
Jizz Jar January
In honor of those who made it through Destroy Dick December, Jizz Jar January is about Jizzing in a jar of your choice and filling it by the end of january
Jizz Jar January by ur mum gei liek ali a December 2, 2018