January 1, 12am

Happy new year! You won't have this experience every day. You'll need to wait 365-366 days.

It's January 1, 12am. Welcome to <insert year here>. Happy new year.

by Impostor (sus) November 17, 2022

January 19th

January 19th refers to a special day when everyone is to make out with any woman they find with the name “Johanna”

“oh my god it’s January 19th , we should go find johanna so we can make out w her”

by happyhorse67 September 9, 2022

January 10

The day you have to hug your gf/bf

Gf: hey you know what day it is?
Bf: yeah, its January 10th national hug you gf/bf day!
Gf: yeah so let’s hug! <33

by A.random.name January 10, 2022

January 1

National go to the mall with your friends day

Let’s goooo January 1

by unitedstatesgovernmentduhh March 11, 2025

January 15, 2021

A local holiday in Utah where a female fiancé will bring their partner yummy food. Together they will celebrate the life of MLK and enjoy good conversations about civil rights. This day is a day for the fiancé to let her partner play Madden with his friends while she cuddles up to him/her.

Hey babe, tomorrow is January 15, 2021! Can you hang out?

by B3M13A20C21 January 14, 2021

Jack off january

Jack off january is when a man or boy can jack off as many times as they want as long as it accuser in january

I hope jack off january comes soon im ready.

by jakepaul124 November 17, 2020

January 1st

January 1st is national dttwt (dream team twitter) selfie day

Fan:hey! Its January 1st and dream posted something on twitter
Dttwt:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Please i need a name December 24, 2020