half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

It licks hammers

Not good. Bad. Something that sucks.

Hammer-licking can also be used as an adjective, and hammer licker as a noun.

The phrase was created in reference to Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video clip

- Hey, my girlfriend and I just broke up.
- I'm sorry, this licks hammers.

I don't like this guy, he's such a hammer licker.

This was such a hammer-licking play by you!

This is not good, it licks hammers big time.

by RiuDenise December 28, 2013

Full of Hammers

ADJ

1.- To tell many lies or untruths.
2.To be inebriated to a point of rambling.

Origin Hitchin Hertfordshire 2011

"i don't believe a word of that, you're full of hammers matey"

"Went out, saw a few friends got full of hammers and came home early the next day"

by redc85 January 16, 2014

Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

Urban sludge hammer

It is when you put something large in the girls vagina and hit it with a sludge hammer.

Hey bro tonight Alyssa is gonna get Urban sludge hammered with a cucumber!

by Cock and/or balls $$$$$ October 19, 2016

Brazilian Jack Hammer

when in a threesome with to guys and one girl. one guy is laying down on the getting blown by the girl who is doing a hand stand. and the other guy is standing above the other guy and behind the girl and doing her while holding her legs. and he moves her up and down on his dick and the other guys like a jack hammer.

bro that chick looks hot lets Brazilian jack hammer her.

by johnny copperdick December 14, 2016

the double hammer battle

Where two men (without erections) rub their dicks together until they get erections then one lays down face up and the other lays on top of him they suck each other's dicks until one of them cums the loser must lie down on the floor while the winner inserts his penis into the losers asshole and proceeds to fuck him until completion.

Aw man Trevor you shoulda seen joe got so drunk last night I won at the double hammer battle easily

by Abnormalcupcake March 7, 2017