Flatty

The opposite of phat or phatty. A woman with no ass, preferably a African American woman because usually we are the one's with nice size booties.

Shut up you damn flatty!

Marrisa is a flatty girl.

Eva from America's Next Top Model: Cycle 3

by Caren H February 12, 2006

flatsmacked

When a flat earth conspiracy or conspiracy theorists get shut down with truth and evidence so hard the are embarrassed to even go outside.

Dude Chris got flatsmacked so hard he deleted his TikTok!

by ADHD_Projects July 6, 2023

Flatlining

Flatlining: The act of naked planking.

He took his clothes off and was flatlining on the kitchen table

by BIG RAM May 1, 2012

flatdog

A group of DJs and hipsters who determine the future of pop.

Flatdog is the future.

by jgeffen March 8, 2008

flatulence

When your tired tyre's fatal inflation has flat out departed.

I lost my mojo motto due to flatulence.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

flatubation

Simply put, farting while masturbating. Popular with fat bogans.

The Australian PM has been known to endulge in the odd bit of flatubation.

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

Flatapus

A flatened cat, eg. road kill.

Dude 1: 'Dude! You just hit a cat!'
Dude 2: 'Damn! Now I'm gunna have to wash my car because of that flatapus!'

by xXxXLupicideXxXx December 2, 2011