by Funcky John June 22, 2022
Get the Retard crap mug.1). An incorrect but rather absurd way of saying “no cap”.
2). Something some rude ass person with a bad attitude would say in lieu of saying “no duh”.
3). A state of being without any poop.
2). Something some rude ass person with a bad attitude would say in lieu of saying “no duh”.
3). A state of being without any poop.
Random Zoomer guy: “fr fr this shit straight bussin’ no crap” *plays cringe mumble rap track they heard off TikTok*
Man: “Oh my goodness, Lisa, you’re shirt is a lovely shade of red.”
Lisa: “Oh my god, no crap! Obviously”
Random lady: “I am in a no crap state of being”
Man: “Oh my goodness, Lisa, you’re shirt is a lovely shade of red.”
Lisa: “Oh my god, no crap! Obviously”
Random lady: “I am in a no crap state of being”
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When you see two identical products in the shop, one is expensive but made by a well known company and the other is by a brand you've never heard of but is considerably cheaper!
It comes from the fact that most cheap knocks are of poor quality and as a result it'll probably break shortly after buying meaning you'll have to buy another one. Usually when you add the price for the first and the replacement item together, it would've been cheaper to buy the better branded item in the first place.
It comes from the fact that most cheap knocks are of poor quality and as a result it'll probably break shortly after buying meaning you'll have to buy another one. Usually when you add the price for the first and the replacement item together, it would've been cheaper to buy the better branded item in the first place.
Steve: Oh my god dude, I bought a new TV three months ago and it's already broken!
Peter: Bugger, that sucks, I'm surprised that Sony TV broke so quickly.
Steve: No, I changed my mind and didn't get the Sony. I found this Gujarati Electronics one which was a lot cheaper so I got that instead!
Peter: Gujarati Electronics? Never heard of them! You know what they say mate, buy cheap, buy twice! Shoulda stuck with the Sony!
Peter: Bugger, that sucks, I'm surprised that Sony TV broke so quickly.
Steve: No, I changed my mind and didn't get the Sony. I found this Gujarati Electronics one which was a lot cheaper so I got that instead!
Peter: Gujarati Electronics? Never heard of them! You know what they say mate, buy cheap, buy twice! Shoulda stuck with the Sony!
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Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
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The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite
Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.
Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.
Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.
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