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Cum Catcher

An object or orifice (often times a mouth) used to receive seminal fluid.

Pronunciation - cum cat-cha (Boston accent)

Originated in Cambridge, Massachusetts in the late 90's, early 2000's.
Josh - "Yo stevie, i might fuck around and steal your girl if you keep playing with me."
Stevie - "Kid, shut your cum catcher before I shut it for you."
by Birdman781 June 23, 2024
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Queef Catcher

A diaper specifically designed for catching and containing any liquids or extrements that old people may release when queefing.
"Grandma, have you ever used a queef catcher? It may be useful for you."
by Kosity June 24, 2025
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The Wind Catcher

When you fart into your hand and throw it into someones face forcing them to smell it.
Man my nostrils are burning from the wind catcher.
by tels January 14, 2010
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The bro catcher

A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.

Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.
"Steves been gone for days dude."

"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"

*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*

"What the fuck?"

*The bro catcher pounces*

"Run! It's the bro catcher!"
by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 28, 2015
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Dawntie's Catchet

A diamond formation of anal beads, typically consisting of six diamonds, rather than the five studded rod of the Sheffield's Catchet
It's Cock Night! Time to get out the Dawntie's Catchet!
by Dawntiecatcher April 21, 2016
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The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it
Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing
by nood564 March 31, 2020
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tadpole's catchphrase

Every tadpole we have seen says the word beans a lot, we dont know why but its beans
Guy 1: man, why does this tadpole say beans?
Guy 2: its tadpole's catchphrase.
Guy 1: what?
by BloxxerBoi February 28, 2021
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