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donkey club

The act of banging a woman from the rear then hitting her upside the head with something hard, such as a beer bottle, to knock her out. The act of going unconcious will cause her to tense up completley thus maximizing the orgasm for the man.
The bitch was trippin, so I donkey clubbed her ass and took off.
by Carl January 14, 2004
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fight club

the excuse you use when your stem cell research wears off, and you have to leave the girl you're making out with because your wrinkles are coming back at midnight. (futurama)
*making out* *wrinkles come back* oh god! gotta go, fight club!
by haiden1991 June 12, 2007
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booty in the club

big nice round juicy ass that looks like it needs a good smackin'
Danm, that bitch shantaranshawna has booty in the club and is really working it tonight!
by Kevin Radomski February 12, 2006
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Beard Club

A mid-week wassail wherein the following rules must be adhered to:

Rule #1
Be Late.

Rule #2.
The ratio is 18:72

Rule #3
No women. Even women with fake beards or those with the ability to grow facial hair. See Rule 4

Rule #4
Fake beards do not count.

Rule #5
The Hesitation Rule: If asked if you want to order more beer, if you hisitate, you just ordered more beer. (PBR)

Rule #5
Must be an apolitical group

Rule #6
We got Rules!

Rule #7
Dues are $20 (drink and eat all you want)

Rule #8
Law and Order is banned from all households and gatherings (for the "Down Low Episode")

Rule #9
Possess mysterious powers

Rule #10
No shop or sports talk.

Addendums and additions welcomed.
W: "Honey why don't you stay here and help me watch the kids?"
M: "Can't... gotta go to Beard Club."
by F'in Moon Club September 7, 2008
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21 Club

The 21 Club is a group of musicians who died at or before the age of 21.

Majority of these musicians are hip hop artists.

The name was coined by Juice WRLD, (who is also a member of the club) in his song Legends, singing “What’s the 27 Club? We ain’t making it past 21.”
Members of the 21 Club include: Lil Peep, XXXTentacion, Juice WRLD, Pop Smoke, and more.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Pop Smoke getting shot and killed?

Guy 2: No? Guess he is apart of the 21 Club now..
by _sitruk_ May 26, 2021
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every day club

'yo bill joined the every day club. he chill'
by chloe m. April 7, 2007
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Suede Patch Club

A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.
Hey man, how's it going, still in the Suede Patch Club?
by Choda Boy 57 August 17, 2007
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