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alabama coffee bean

It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.
My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.
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DJ the bean 

DJ the bean: To DJ or DJ the bean or beat means to flick the bean, or rub the female's clitoris until reaching orgasm. Originated with Moles and NoShmoke.
"Hey babe, did you want me to DJ your bean?"
"Are you DJing your bean right now?"
"I want you to DJ the bean"
DJ the bean by Moles Chan June 1, 2018

Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean 

A term used to describe an obese hamster that is likely to commit suicide by its owner not giving it enough gelato.
My hamster is becoming a Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean but I can't find Gelato on Amazon.

No flicking the bean February 

The female form of no nut Novemeber in which the female cannot get off. This is to show the will power and strength of a woman. There are rules:
Female may not masturbate in any form including but not limited to fingers, toys, shower heads etc...
Female must not cum or orgasm in any way.
Female may become aroused however, must show her strength and will power by not giving in.

Erotic dreams are allowed however must not be acted upon.
If involved it is the partners role to try to arouse the female to tempt her.
Upon successfully completing this task the female should participate in munch it March in which the female receives copious amounts of oral sex.
Paul: Girl I want to feel you quiver as I kiss my way up your thighs
An anonymous female: No way player Im participating in no flicking the bean February , but when I make it munch it March your my bitch... bring chapstick

The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019 

A war that took place between two sisters, age 9 and 14. It happened while their mother was at work, and uncle was on the back patio. This is why you should never leave us kids alone in the house. Needless to say, there was a large mess afterwards, and they did not clean up as well as they thought they did, as today, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019, they discovered the leftover missiles (jelly beans) under the couch and in the cushions. Their mom only found out today, when the 14 year old opened her mouth and spilled the beans about the war that even their uncle knew nothing about.

~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...
The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019 was a brutal war with many casualties.