Skip to main content

post jew

A person of Jewish origin who does not believe and or practice the Jewish religion.
Person A: I'm Jewish.

Person B: Do you go to Synagogue?

Person A: Nay, I am a post Jew.
by marcusmaximus June 1, 2024
mugGet the post jewmug.

Jew Chum

Any thing free or samples offered at grocery stores, bank etc...
A jew is incapable of passing up a tasting kiosk in a store or taking a pen everytime they enter a bank. Like blood is chum for sharks - free is chum to jews "Jew Chum"
by The Flanstraw November 9, 2011
mugGet the Jew Chummug.

Jew Crudler

A slang term for any food prepared by a jew. Usually in reference to a stew, soup, or chowder.
"Aleksander's Jew Crudler may look like the stuff they fed his grandfather back in Poland, but it's actually pretty great if you add saltines."

"Betzalel attempted to make us clam chowder, but the Jew Crudler that steamed out into the bowl was like the fluid from an infection caused by faulty circumcision."
by Goot Poot May 19, 2018
mugGet the Jew Crudlermug.

russian jew

the worst kind of jew. jews are great. Russians are great. but you mix the two and you get a disaster. they are loud and annoying and oftentimes very very strange. I knew this one Russian jew who jerked off and put his substances under a microscope to see if he was fertile. who the hell does that.
"Yo that Brad kid is pretty weird"
"Yeah I know. Probably because he's a Russian Jew"
by freaky greeky December 29, 2023
mugGet the russian jewmug.

Jew toe

Person #1: Look at that guys moose knuckle!

Person #2: No, look at his nose, he’s Jewish. That’s a Jew toe!
by JewishFucker February 9, 2025
mugGet the Jew toemug.

Jew

My names James Addesso and I’m a jew
by Funnyguysnhighfives July 7, 2025
mugGet the Jewmug.

tyler the jew

makes stupid decisons thinks its okay if doesnt get negative feed back. has fat ass. no gel in hair but looks that way. has stupid friends the smart one in school but stupid in the streets. the dad of the group. has big ego at times. due to not smart friends. understandable but he can stand his ground, can be a bitch. jewish. super jewish
by cl0v March 30, 2022
mugGet the tyler the jewmug.

Share this definition