one sexy bastard

A term used to describe your friend who is significantly shorter than you but you don't want to hurt their feelings.

Callum was one sexy bastard

by Sh_ort.bully011 April 4, 2021

Master of bastards

see master of puppets

Master,
BASTARD!!

Master of bastards, pulling the strings!

Etc. etc.

by A_Llama March 4, 2004

Basty

Unpolished. Raw. Usually used to describe a sound.

Man, his guitar work is really basty.

by Rich January 15, 2004

jakey basturt

*Scottish Slang*

Derrogotery term for a bisexual

'Hiy you ya jakey basturt...ill kick ure heed in'

by Ywer Matties October 3, 2006

bastedo

Saying that only black people use ebonics

Bastedo: You speak very white
Person Who Doesn't Use Ebonics: But I'm black.

by Stolen February 22, 2005

Bastardine

A period of time where many a son had no father. the day of the Spartan. This was also known as "The Bastardine era"

You don't have a father either? Were you born in the Bastardine era too?

by Alvin Hoglan November 3, 2007

you bastarded

the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'

1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"

by garbage day October 3, 2006