jesus lover

1. A christian
esp. a fanatical or ignorant one.
Damn jesus lovin bumper stickers. I aint goin to ya Jesus Lovin church you stinkin Jesus Lover!
by Kim and Kathy June 28, 2003
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Jesus murphy

A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.
"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner
by Tristan October 22, 2003
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Raptor Jesus

A meme refering to the Transformers Beast Wars character Dinobot. Raptor Jesus died for the sins of the Maximals and two seasons later was reborn a Transmetal 2 Predacon. Both times he sacrificed himself to advance the plot.
He sometimes appears jokingly as an image macro selling babies on image boards or in votive candles (citation needed).
Raptor Jesus is my 3D cybernetic dinosaur savior!
by RbK1981 March 18, 2008
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black jesus

man u see black jesus on dat 60 yard run to win tha game?? damn and hes a QB
by Griff July 02, 2004
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Jesus Juice

I just ejaculated Jesus Juice
by Lil Chodey September 01, 2018
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Rappin’ For Jesus

A American song to encourage Highschool kids to be Christian, you might know it for:
“That’s Why Jesus Christ is my {N-Word}”
Highschool Kid: *Does absolutely nothing*

The Christian dudes: Listen to Rappin’ For Jesus
by Markalius February 05, 2020
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Meat Jesus

Did you see Ricky on cam? He's some kinda Meat Jesus.
by Sparklies April 24, 2011
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