mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.
Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...
by NootNootProductionz February 08, 2021
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Louisiana Mud Cloud

When you stick your ass out of a plane mid flight and drop a fat poo
Oh no! Little Timmy just got hit by a Louisiana Mud Cloud!
by acheekyfookincoon December 14, 2024
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Mud Cruster

Person who shits and let's it crust
by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025
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Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.
Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.
by Thedangler602 August 09, 2022
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Mud plunge

When having sex and you accidentally ram it into her ass and pull out with shit stuck on your wang.
Jessica and I were banging last night and I accidentally mud plunged.
by Dandy lop May 05, 2016
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Mud Vape

Blowing vape through a resined filled bong and inhaling the now saturated resined vapor back into ur lungs and exhaling for a mud tasting vape.
Yo after that mud vape, I couldn't get that taste out of my mouth.
by ELIXIR4LIFE January 12, 2019
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tired than a mud

Being tired than a motherfucker. An abbreviation for "motherfucker".
I'm tired than a mud
by Mrkingjoc February 17, 2016
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