strawberry suprise 

You get really drunk and while a girl is hooking up you unbuckle her pants and eat her out and realize their is blood in your mouth and the girl says i am having my period and someone tells moe on you, and that was quiet a suprise to you

Blake got drunk and eat serina out and there was a strawberry suprise, so blake threw up.

strawberry suprise by B boy pany April 2, 2008

surprised moose 

While doing a woman in the doggystyle position you must position her so she is facing the closet. Upon a predefined signal your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture as you put your hands up to the sides of her head with your fingers splayed. your friend then runs off and posts the photo in as many places as possible.

I have a pic of stephanie as the surprised moose when she whored out to me last night!!!

surprised moose by Spazzington Ruttingham Esquire the Third December 7, 2006

dissapointed but not surprised

when a person does something stupid and you could see it coming, but you are still upset about it because you thought maybe they had changed.

yesterday my ex said he didnt have a sex drive for anyone but me, and today he told me he fucked another girl. dissapointed but not surprised.

dissapointed but not surprised by IAmSquidward October 8, 2018

Surprize 

Something unexpected usually a gift.

JC: Edwin did she Box Your Nob
Ed: Yeah she totally did, I was sitting there at the beach and she came up to me went "Surprize" and totally boxed my nob.
JC: Damn man that's awesome, Jasmine never gave me no surprise, I had to ask in the cinema to get my nob boxed.

Surprize by Jezuz Cat January 6, 2009

Dorset Elbow Suprise 

A knee to the groin combined with an elbow to the chest of an enemy. The suprise refers to the victim's shock of recieving a sudden knee to the crotch when expecting a simple elbow attack. Preferably after the victim has received the Yeovil Poke.

"Hey! Do you want a Dorset Elbow Suprise to go with that Yeovil Poke?!"

Dorset Elbow Suprise by Amara Kat November 15, 2007

suprise double fortuned cookie 

When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.

I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.

suprise double fortuned cookie by Crocviper and Froggy7304 February 9, 2006

suprise motherfucker

The phrase that is being said by your girlfriend's father when he caught you having sex that is illegal in seven states.

'Suprise motherfucker.'

suprise motherfucker by Suprisemuthafacker March 13, 2014