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Arctic Sausage

The act of sliding the straw nozzle of an air duster can into the head of the penis and pulling the trigger cause the penis to become erect and frozen.
After all the alcohol Johnny cosumed he was never going to please Suzy without an arctic sausage.
Arctic Sausage by Lanzer913 August 24, 2018

Silent Sausage

When you go to give your girl the beef and her parents are home.
Shut the fuck up Timmy! You gotta silent sausage me so my dad doesn't hear!
Silent Sausage by TheSilentSausage September 7, 2018

Full Sausage 

1. When an action is impressive.

2. An unexpected action.

3. An action with great force.
Girl, I swear, his dick went full sausage!
Full Sausage by Cookielicker69 September 14, 2018

Garlic sausage 

The name of a sexual act, when a person eats a lot of garlic before giving a blowjob.
My cock is still stinky from that garlic sausage I received the other day.
Garlic sausage by Onrops September 18, 2018

Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.
Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'
Tainted Sausage by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

gentlemen sausage 

I want you to taste my gentlemen sausage.
gentlemen sausage by Shanuatwork October 17, 2018