Magic wanding

When you, as part of answering a question or having a discussion, describe the most optimal but sometimes unlikely scenario. Typically an answer to the question “if you had a magic wand, how would you make this better”

I see tha situation you present is a challenge and it’s hard to figure out how to solve it. How about you start by magic wanding it so we know what to strive for and we’ll take it from there?

by jinthearena June 17, 2021

Coombes' magic foot

Named after Nick Coombes because of his lethal finishing in PE.

Wow!!! He must have Coombes' magic foot!!!!!

by Mr Dig Bick October 26, 2012

Baby Magic

When you change a baby's poop diaper and ten minutes later they poop again

Damn it! The baby did it's baby magic again

by WhyTho.mp4/wack September 27, 2018

Magical Moon Petal

No boobie jobs for you

Calendario loves my 40E, magical moon petal.

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

magic bean juice

Caffeinated Coffee if it’s decaf, it’s not magic.

Drinking magic bean juice keeps me in a good mood and also keeps intrusive thoughts away.

by WolfPoet December 17, 2023

Magical

Able to do something retarded in a magical way

*Friend loses his car in a parking lot*
You: Your fucking magical

by MagicalBoi December 8, 2017

magic drop

When you take a shit and there's no shit on your toilet paper, it must have dropped magically.

Did I even shit? I guess it's a magic drop.

by exquickie January 12, 2018