Magic Grasshopper

Mixing green pre-workout with vodka.

Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)

“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”

by urmomgay694206942069696969420 May 16, 2025

Meatball Magic

When you shove meatballs down women names hollys urethra

I performed meatball magic on my friends sister

by Super Sigma123 May 30, 2024

MAGIC

SOMETHING YOU MIX WITH COKE WHILE MAKING CRACK TO ADD WEIGHT TO THE STONES

MAGIC MAKES A LOT OF CRACK

by MONEYAZ July 17, 2022

hairy sack of magic

The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.

Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.

by Knacker Sack October 29, 2015

Magic

A word normally used as an answer to anything by Harry Potter and Thomas Sanders fans.

"Why do we need Arithmetic at Hogwarts? We know enough".
"Oh really? Then what is 1+1?"
"MAGIC".

by PandaGoZZZ May 7, 2018